@Tfmonkey
Back when TFM was a kid, the water fountains in school looked like this.
@VooDooMedic refers to this moment as "better times."
True story.
Back when @Tfmonkey was a kid, he had to use this ancient device during computer class. In his day this was the newest iphone.
True story.
Game: Deus Ex
Released: 2000
Status: still the best game ever made
Fun fact: the artist who designed the NYC backdrop forgot to add the twin towers. Deus Ex was set in a USA where NYC didn't have the world trade center.
@Tfmonkey's message to those considering becoming school shooters, suicide bombers, or rapists who make the experience so special, it'll be more than just unwanted sex.
Don't be an animal. A simple beast. Be more.
@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic
Let it be known to the record that TFM has had his mouth filled with J-cum. It was not the proudest moment of his life. He preferred Russian cum even back then. Very proud of that.
If you pay attention to what TFM says about himself, it all just starts falling into place.
Thank you for your service.
Oh boy, what a good night's sleep I had. I got all rested and shit. Let's check in on @Tfmonkey.
>9 hours
Movie title: Poor little white guy
Disclaimer: not to be confused with gay porn of the same name.