It's night. A squad of ninja rabbi run like the wind through gazan rubble toward the site of a recent battle. They see a hamas patrol. Silenty they signal to each other. Time for them to be: Shut. Down. These jew jitsu experts take out hamas in the blink of an eye. No shots fired. Flawless execution. Wasting no time they find the bodies of recently deceased IDF soldiers and begin sucking their cocks. They've practiced on babies all their lives. They are the SSS. The Sperm Securer Squad.
Breaking news exclusively on the Merovingian Asshole Network (MAN). The story is developing. Musk is stirring the pot. He is currently stirring a lot of shit on this sunny Saturday afternoon.
The MAN will continue to be on the case.
Kikerael really threw the US into political chaos. It's hilarious. Leftists are scum and have no principles, which we all knew, so there's nothing to see there. Okay, sure, they're hypocrites. Whatever.
What's interesting is seeing all the right-wing grifter dildos outing themselves daily. Why? Over israel. And Glenn Greenwald's existence now is to find all of it.
Again: thank you, Hamas, for what you did in October. It was an absolute redpill tidal wave.
Reminder that if your instinct as a father is not to block your child from danger with your own body, you have no dick.
Apparently republican debate happening now. Don't care, but saw this being passed around on twitter. I don't know what it means, but I do appreciate a president mindful of their hygiene.
@Tfmonkey's advice for the middle east, meant to be implemented immediately
Yellow flag laws are a psyop designed to make those who find red flag laws too authoritarian see the milder alternative as a more preferable compromise. It's a gun grabber roofie designed to make weak willed retards more readily accept the regime's ultimate goal of taking guns away on bureaucratic whim.
Okay, last tag for tonight, @Tfmonkey. Something for real real, not for play play.
There's some really fucky wucky shit going on with israel. I know, when isn't there some faggotry going on there, but this is some real shit. I'm talking Alex Jones putting on his fanciest tinfoil hat type of shit. I mean someone might get epsteined for knowing too much type of shit.
Oy vey @Tfmonkey we heard you were a big influential person, goy. I'm sure we can work something out. It seems you don't trust israel, but I promise we have your best interest in mind. We will provide you with our most precious cummodity. You'll get so many jars of it. You can drink it. You can use it for lubrication. You can even give it to your lady friend. She'll love it! She'll be absolutely speechless! Just sign on that line over there and we can get to work building a better world together
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Joined May 2023
