@dander @VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey Because they resemble children and customs will call you a pedophile.
"B-b-b-b-b-but [enter cope here]"
The government doesn't care. Child-like. Haram.
@dander killed his children? Just means there's less of a hassle between them and getting that killer cock.
@MrpoopyButhole @Tfmonkey TFM ain't watching that shit, nigger. Here's the only clip that matters.
Also Baja Blast is a street drug destroying communities.
@Tfmonkey whenever he gets a product to review that involves a dildo or self-penetration, so instead of using the product like a proper professional reviewer, he just says he'll describe it instead.
@Tfmonkey James Bond's cock holster.
@Stahesh @Mike_Microwave @Tfmonkey In the right places that's called "waifu material."
@Tfmonkey I've concluded that celestina is a necromancer with a decaying pet monkey. That's why the colors of the monkeys is never consistent. It's either melting off or decaying (blue).
The extra hands and limbs are all part of the souls she has absorbed after operating for thousands of years. Now we see her in the modern era visiting an unsuspecting victim whose life will be used to restore the decaying flesh of her beloved pet who she promised she'd never abandon.
I figured it all out, bud.