@Tfmonkey people in MMM now watching NG rise after a full year of disappointment
>women lost at sea
>dead
>men lost at sea
>treat it like one of their open world survival games
In this part of Remembering History, we recall the first ever UFO sighting & how we came to know these objects as "flying saucers."
One day in Africa, a loud chirp was heard all across the villages of the land. Its residents didnt know they were about to witness history. A UFO in the shape of a disc (akin to what the locals would shove in their mouths) was on a crash course. It was low on power & emitted an ear shattering chirping. Light skinned individuals were seen repairing its power source.
@VooDooMedic I think you need to learn about these things.
For this episode of remembering history, we learn about the origins of the myth of King Kong.
Here we see "Regtig Groot Swart Ou." Translated from african, it means "giga nigga."
If you study him you may notice many of his habits have transferred to his lineage. It was discovered he has fathered more children than Genghis Khan. Racist caricatures have displayed him as a giant gorilla in movies, but now you know the real King Kong.
Time for a remembering history segment.
Here we see a European settler in South Africa teaching a barbaric native the art of changing batteries. This skill was lost to the retarded barbarian natives early on and has failed to propagate to future generations.
@Mike_Microwave @Tfmonkey that's just one of her android go-go gadget powers
@Scubbie @MrpoopyButhole @Mike_Microwave He thinks about them a lot.
@Mike_Microwave @MrpoopyButhole If he's a glowie then they're not sending their best. I guess all they have for TFM are members of the spastic squad.
@MrpoopyButhole @Mike_Microwave and the rest of the screens for posterity. Another one for the sperg wall.
@Tfmonkey let's be honest her middle leg was the real mistake in the 3rd pic because then she'd have her legs open, which is an objectively superior pose for females.
@Tfmonkey AI is really good at legs. Just not feet. Good enough for me because I'm a thigh lives matter activist.
@Tfmonkey ezpz now gimme my gold. Not a medal. I mean the gold pieces you keep in a false safe.
@Tfmonkey @mrhorsetwat
Staying on the topic of good news in the UK, let's recap what happened to Lawrence Fox.
He was a guest on GB news. He said some journo cunt was unfuckable. That's it. He was then fired. The guy hosting him was fired. Now the honklice have raided him. All because he dared to question the sexual attractiveness and minge mileage of a woman.
Got some more good news for you this morning @Tfmonkey
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