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@VooDooMedic @MrpoopyButhole
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He's a total gigachad. A professional autist. A prostitute perturber.

This guy has the most amazing text conversations with whores. He gets under their skin in the most uncanny ways. His tism is a superpower. This fucking nigger is walking around in public wearing a russian Z shirt. Absolutely fearless.

@VooDooMedic Are you familiar with a guy called Chris the Kiwi? @MrpoopyButhole knows what's up.

@DoubleD It's all fun and games until your house blows up.

@MrpoopyButhole @fal1026 Unnatural gas is when you open an ancient sarcophagus and the air goes "pssssssst" and then the dust sprayed at your face gives you a death curse.

@MrpoopyButhole I see you noticed it too. Unnatural gas is out there seething at stories about his rival getting all the attention.

@AscotMan how the fuck do you live with this much notification degeneracy?

@Tfmonkey Horticulturist Jesus handles jalapeño pickled poppers pecked by Peter.

Saw some graffiti. It said "[name] I ❤️ you." Inside the heart it said "please take me back."

Croikey mate, i reckon I just saw cave drawings of a creechah named "simpus maximus." Makes his habitat in urban environments, yea. Wot an omazing foind.

@Tfmonkey @dander the watching and waiting chad vs the virgin jumping to conclusions

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God damn I love the internet.

The newspeak for this is "main character syndrome."

I prefer the classic. It's just solipsism.

@Tfmonkey So you say. Israel dick flattening seems doubtful.

>November just started
>already getting emails about holiday shopping

@Tfmonkey okay so they really are plotting to bring in more mudslimes. Same campaign happening in the UK now as guy gets arrested for posting video about seeing palestinian flags everywhere.

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