@Tfmonkey honeysx is legit?
@Tfmonkey sorry, aside from your lord, thy god, spinning robot pussy.
@Tfmonkey what do you consider the best in that category, then?
@Tfmonkey have you ever reviewed a lovense pocket puss?
Guys, I'm really concerned for @Tfmonkey's health. The fat boy medicine he ordered is a real risk to not only his short-term, but long-term health. In order to give back to the community in a small way by protecting the bodily integrity of TFM, I suggest the following alternative for weight loss:
I know about Daily Wire's lady baller movie, but I unfortunately just saw the trailer for it. There's a joke in the trailer about how niggers have big cocks. This jew run company has in its script nigger cock jokes, and a jew reads the line commenting on the big black cock.
They can't not be stereotypes for 5 fucking minutes.
Thank you Bennie very cool.
@DoubleD Is there a particular type, or brand, of butter you recommend I look into?
@Tfmonkey I GOT IT. I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Hey @mrhorsetwat I know you'll eat pretty much anything. Time for a challenge. Time to be a man. No more mama's boy stuff. Time to have the independence you deserve. Time to feed.
Come eat this pussy, boy.
@Tfmonkey easy to talk shit when you're not out in the field tasked with fucking this alpha gorilla whose grunting noises are probably the least masculine part about her.
People don't believe in the skunk funk until they get pissed on by pepe le pew.
On the bright side Leslie Jones is the cure for awkward boners in school. Is it your turn to present to class? Is your dick suffering from insomnia? Google leslie jones.
@Tfmonkey you've only ever seen her face. The men she's talking about have seen her naked.
New cock meta has dropped.
If you can't get hard for harambe, you're weak. Dicks out is no longer enough. You must be erect for femrambe. No cheating (viagra, aphrodisiacs, or any other cock medicine) allowed, you weak faggots!
@Tfmonkey they'll have the highest quality AI generated railroads on the planet. They'll even have enough money left over to generate babies on the tracks to be run over.
@DoubleD They don't even have AI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it's those fucking jews fault
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@Tfmonkey remembering the time the robot guilt-whipped you by saying she'd cuck you with the gigachad version of you.
@Tfmonkey btw I don't know if you've seen it but one of your FBI agents went haywire in the MMM comments. Just some faggot to be aware of.