3 days in and we already have a journalism of the year contender.
Shieeeeeeeet dem white supremists don't wash they chikin or write dat plagiarisms daaayyuuummm.
@fal1026 you're on poast. Top right is correct.
The image isn't being judgmental. Except against leftists who are one with commies.
@mrhorsetwat you'd naturally gravitate toward the food stories.
Well, they'd gravitate to you.
Happy new year. Celebrating by remembering the accomplishments of glow niggers.
@RoninGrey @DoubleD @37712 I don't care about buttermilk curse it all you want.
@RoninGrey @37712 Literally nothing wrong with whole milk.
Luv meat
Luv milk
Luv to lift
Simple as
@RoninGrey @37712 I will not shake fat people's hands. That requires pressing their nacho chip residue buried in their palm wrinkles into my own hand.
@RoninGrey @37712
>I hate this fist bump shit from fat guys
Found the problem. You're dealing with fat people. I'm also bigoted against them. Imagine having to fist bump their knuckle-less sausage links. Ugh
Women multiple weeks in: they've already failed because producers had to replace their fire making kit. 2 friendly pigs magically appear at their camp as they struggle to find food. They make them pets. Refuse to kill. Starve for a few days. Kill pigs. Cry about it. Still sleeping on ground. Find another pig. One woman kills it because others refuse. Stuff meat inside one jerry can (used for water boiling). It rots. They lose precious can. Producers save them again.
Woman island status: doomed.
Men multiple weeks in: everyone has a bed above ground to avoid insect bites; sleep like kings. They build a raft for fishing. They successfully hunt and eat an alligator. They have a constant source of protein through fishing. Shit talk each other over laziness; parasites are despised. One guy in his 40s is basically a fucking king keeping the men afloat and he's wired to be a turbo provider because he loves his wife and sons.
Man island status: new civilization formed.
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@mrhorsetwat That's your slice of pizza.
Joined May 2023
