Buttworldsman @[email protected]

Imagine having a bad day today. Can't be me.

Japan also celebrates with us.

Festive is the head that wears the crown.

Message from big man Tyrone.

They're fighting over mrs. Claus. (Poly relationship)

Festive imagery.

Oh, it's Sam again. I hope he doesn't say anything mean.

Don't be a grinch faggot.

Weather status: frightful
Fire status: mmmmm delightful

It's now 12:32 am. Meaning IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCHES

Tonight I prepare. Tomorrow I dump christmas memes all over the place.

@mrhorsetwat i read the title. I don't need to read more.

Woman moment.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy New Year.

@Gonzo17

@Tfmonkey I'm not saying he'll fix everything, I'm just saying the country finding out after a lot of fucking around is hilarious.

Become ungovernable.

@Zeb

Niggers be like: ey yo check muh devious licks bruh I stole the puck thing from a urinal lmao

Putin: I stole a $25k ring from right in front of a dude and he couldn't do shit because my guards would've Floyded him.

Remembering the time Putin pulled a sigma move by stealing a dude's super bowl ring right in front of him by merely turning around and walking away.

And in the end the footballer cucked himself at the suggestion of the white house.

Lol. Lmao even.

@Tfmonkey
"They told me to pick between a guaranteed $1,000, a free trip to a sex doll factory, 2 gallons of Baja Blast, or a mystery box.

"I picked the box. It's full of hopes and good luck (it's empty)."

@Tfmonkey Merry Christmas you filthy animals. And a happy new year.