@Zeb @ButtWorldsMan I know. I am just as shocked.
@ButtWorldsMan I don't believe her.
@ButtWorldsMan Par for the course
@Stahesh Is that a working coo-coo clock?
@vriska Emojis are helpful for very specific situations. Their flagrant use dilutes their value.
@ButtWorldsMan Change the "but" to an "and" and we'd have no problem.
@susie That makes sense. I find that you can learn a great deal about a person from their shopping habits, and I like associating with people who are frugal.
@Kerosene Why a tsundere, specifically?
@susie It seems so. Why get cheap summer clothes if you're anal about online shopping? How does that work?
@susie You shopped for something that wasn't directly on your "needs" list?
@ButtWorldsMan A motive to commit fornication, avoidance on the part of the second party, evidence of romantic interaction normally associated with a sexual partner... Occam's razor says she's unfaithful to OP.
@ButtWorldsMan
"A better vibe with guys" That's called being attractive.
"Never kissed or had sex." This is possible, but highly improbably given that neither are asexual.
I'm not surprised at any of this. Females will be females.
I'm also not saying he should tolerate this either.
@susie RIP drip.
@vriska If you start getting dizzy or feeling nauseous, sit down for a bit. If it still doesn't go away, have someone check you for a concussion. Don't take any naps for a little bit.
@TimeSpent Someone just dodged a bullet assuming that wasn't the author's house.
Yes, I am THAT DoubleD.
No, I will not explain further.