@VooDooMedic My cousin is in Belgium, his buddies hired him a black whore and he described it as like fucking a bucket for €20.
@mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic Friends don't buy friends black whores.
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@ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave @VooDooMedic Its like fucking a sponge that you just cleaned a deep fryer attached to an african attached to a wig that looks like a sponge that was used to clean a deep fryer.
@Mike_Microwave @mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic Can't even get a little rough and pull her hair because she's wearing a fucking weave and it'll just fly off. The best you could do is beat her and say, "You are under arrest stop resisting."