@ButtWorldsMan I have had this experience, usually with women. The problem word is "if". Their brain can't process a conditional statement, so they think "if" is just filler, like "um". They just hear you say the condition and the consequence one after another, as factual claims.
@Zeb @ButtWorldsMan They do that, too. But no, they're not good at processing conditionals. They can hardly understand sentences, they almost always get emotionally hung up on a single word. What are you smoking?
@Mongoliaboo @ButtWorldsMan
Cigars.