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What is it with niggers fighting over shoes?

Also note that none of the women are thin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1caxy7s/brawl_in_footlocker_trashes_store/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

@Tfmonkey Romeo and Juliet staring Tarzan and Terk

@Tfmonkey this didn’t happen to you did it? Getting Ozempic face? I can’t imagine how your chimp face would look all droopy and bloated

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/plastic-surgeons-warn-ozempic-face-140112475.html

So the US is gonna sanction the military of the country they’ve been funding a genocide for for the last 6 months. Ok, sure.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/israel-iran-attack-news-gaza-uk-latest-b2532109.html

If anyone needed any more reasons to hate black women

So OJ Simpson died.

If you’re really fat you shouldn’t be in the gym unless you’re a power lifter. And that’s because you’re so fat and unathletic you can never have a workout that actually yields benefits before you tire out.

I see these fatties who only do weird ab exercises and yoga moves like leg kick outs and it’s so obvious they’re wasting their time.

If you’re fat don’t bother going to the gym because you’re not flexible enough nor do you have the cardiovascularity to do intense routines. Lose weight.

Logical fallacy meme: ad hominem

Logical fallacy meme: false dilemma/dichotomy

@Tfmonkey Here’s an article for next Wednesday about a woman (very complicatedly and verbosely) saying it’s good to marry an older man when women are young.

https://www.thecut.com/article/age-gap-relationships-marriage-younger-women-older-man.html

TL;DR - 20 year old woman realizes that being young is her best chance to find a husband with money so he can pay for things and she has some freedom to do her hobbies and have kids. And that women who climb the corporate ladder don’t have the time for careers and motherhood, especially if they marry same-age men.

Logical fallacy meme: cherry picking

Another (definitely vaccinated) (internet) celebrity who got cancer young. Huuhhhhh.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/ninja-gamer-cancer-melanoma-diagnosed-32449109

Ok on one hand this is bad because fuck government censorship. On the other hand social media has an objective negative impact on children’s development and mental health.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/florida-bans-social-media-minors-under-14

I just had the dumbest idea about the voting that the Democrats could pull.

Allow pregnant women to vote twice. Because the fetus is part of her body but is also a human but because it’s dependent in her she can vote twice because reasons.

It’s pointing out the fact that the father needs to mother’s permission and if he doesn’t get it he won’t get pussy. Then the alien father explains that they don’t have that in the alien marriage tradition. He then goes on to say that alien women are very submissive for some weird alien biology reason that and that alien women are submissive with their first mate.

The comic ends with the human dad divorcing his human wife and getting an alien wife.