@Mr_Mister they say when you turn the lights off and post "faggot faggot faggot" while holding a candle at midnight, your FBI agent will reach his hands through your screen and jerk you off.
@Tfmonkey@Mr_Mister TFM has done this many times. That's how he knows he's on a list. So far the feds haven't sponsored him so he can review the fed massager "toy."
@Mr_Mister they say when you turn the lights off and post "faggot faggot faggot" while holding a candle at midnight, your FBI agent will reach his hands through your screen and jerk you off.