So OJ Simpson died.
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@radraccoon @Bobbygears That seems to be a gross generalization. I know I don't consider that as an accurate description of myself.
If you’re really fat you shouldn’t be in the gym unless you’re a power lifter. And that’s because you’re so fat and unathletic you can never have a workout that actually yields benefits before you tire out.
I see these fatties who only do weird ab exercises and yoga moves like leg kick outs and it’s so obvious they’re wasting their time.
If you’re fat don’t bother going to the gym because you’re not flexible enough nor do you have the cardiovascularity to do intense routines. Lose weight.
@Tfmonkey Here’s an article for next Wednesday about a woman (very complicatedly and verbosely) saying it’s good to marry an older man when women are young.
https://www.thecut.com/article/age-gap-relationships-marriage-younger-women-older-man.html
TL;DR - 20 year old woman realizes that being young is her best chance to find a husband with money so he can pay for things and she has some freedom to do her hobbies and have kids. And that women who climb the corporate ladder don’t have the time for careers and motherhood, especially if they marry same-age men.
Another (definitely vaccinated) (internet) celebrity who got cancer young. Huuhhhhh.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/ninja-gamer-cancer-melanoma-diagnosed-32449109
Ok on one hand this is bad because fuck government censorship. On the other hand social media has an objective negative impact on children’s development and mental health.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/florida-bans-social-media-minors-under-14
I just had the dumbest idea about the voting that the Democrats could pull.
Allow pregnant women to vote twice. Because the fetus is part of her body but is also a human but because it’s dependent in her she can vote twice because reasons.
It’s pointing out the fact that the father needs to mother’s permission and if he doesn’t get it he won’t get pussy. Then the alien father explains that they don’t have that in the alien marriage tradition. He then goes on to say that alien women are very submissive for some weird alien biology reason that and that alien women are submissive with their first mate.
The comic ends with the human dad divorcing his human wife and getting an alien wife.
I just had a really random idea for a comic strip about where patriarchal aliens and modern humans coexist and a human father has to explain feminism to the alien father.
It starts off where their sons are friends and want to go out late at night and the human boy asks his dad and the dad says “ask your mother”. Now the alien father overhears this and questions why the boy must ask the mother.
It’s a rip on feminism and marital rape laws in America.
Is it time? Is it finally time to fuck? Should we get our penises ready?
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