Mr_Mister @[email protected]

Joe Biden has prostate cancer.

Breaking news: Trump gets cucked by the Supreme Court. In a 7-2 decision Trump can’t send any illegals back home.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/supreme-court-rules-trump-cant-deport-venezuelans-now

Kanye West - HH

He’s the commodities trader now.

I noticed a pattern: It takes 2 weeks for shit to happen.

2 weeks after Trump vs Biden debate: 1st assassination attempt

2 weeks after Trump vs Harris debate: 2nd assassination attempt.

2 weeks after the massacre in Kashmir: India bombs Pakistan.

I’m sure there’s things I’m missing but I guess if something happens something else will happen 2 weeks later.

@Tfmonkey Breaking news and article for Wednesday. Indian attacks Pakistan. 3 dead, 12 injured.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/multiple-loud-explosions-heard-pakistani-kashmir-reuters-witness-2025-05-06/

“Ass whoopings don’t just fall out of the sky” - TFM

🤡🤡🤡

https://nypost.com/2025/05/05/us-news/trump-admin-set-pay-illegal-migrants-1000-to-self-deport-dhs-says-it-will-save-taxpayers-a-ton/

I got money on the smoke alarm

@Tfmonkey You said it as a joke but you can actually create your own dark souls message thing on this website.

https://rezuaq.be/new-area/image-creator/

Halsey sound bite