@binkle This is what peak performance looks like.
@VooDooMedic If it was an attack, seems a little low power. Also what's the strategic value of the target? I'm leaning toward regular earthquake.
@jb @SpoopyAnon It's the terrible bloated feeling you get immediately before shitting your pants because you ate Taco Bell.
@Bad_Banner Good shit. We all lift together!
@Forestofenchantment Who's gonna change all the smoke alarm batteries?
@creamqueen Running over glow in the dark CIA niggers can cause that. Send it through an automatic wash and you should be good to go.
@Thanh_Le Beaten, mostly.
@shortstories I'm posting this from Fedora. I would never put that shit on a personal device.
@shortstories How I want to. It's a legacy .NET project and I don't have permissions to install a different IDE on my dev box.
@Diogenese_Shiplap I'm partial to this new design. You can re-use the top if you want to put 1/2 the can in the fridge or use the top as an ashtray.
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