Why would he tell someone not to wash?
@shortstories @nomebullyyou My guess has been that he likely somehow wanted to confirm there was no infidelity.
@RoninGrey @shortstories @nomebullyyou Because he was a grungy little french midget that likes to eat cream pie
@Lorgar @Scubbie @shortstories @nomebullyyou Thanks, man! I had never bothered looking into it, just had heard the story several times before.
@RoninGrey @Lorgar @shortstories @nomebullyyou No problem all the French are disgusting according to history