Ronin Grey @[email protected]

Russian?

Is this a Christmas song? Is there anyone here who can speak Russian and help me get the lyrics?

Or, even better, recognize the song and provide a title that I can search for recordings of?

TFM teaching his pirate crew in the year 2036 about the Before Time.

Happy Jan 6th!

Instead of shit-talking Republicans or Fed-posting, here's a recipe for "Coquito," a Puerto Rican egg-nog-style drink that's actually good.

Use white rum, nothing TOO cheap.

Tickets on sale now.

. . . so I made my own version.

I liked this . . .

I dreamed that Vladimir Putin refused to return my pink eraser because he wanted to show the ultimate weapon to his enemies. There was a lady inside the cabin who had a whet stone the size of a domino on a shelf by the door and she let me have it.

Putin was polite to me, but a bit selfish, I thought.

I hate being examined by female doctors. They don't know WTF and never have any helpful insight. And no one ever asks me if I want to be touched by a woman.

No homo.

Happy New Year, my guys.

Wishing you prosperity, protection, and good fortune.

🦝🦊

I'm like 80% sure this guy has to be in our server / instance / stream chats with us and he's found his people. 🤣

I can't sleep because of the new episode of "My Upstairs Neighbors are Fighting Again."

They're both overweight (more her) so there's lots of stomping.

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Oh shit! She's sobbing now! The ugly cry with loud groaning, from the back of the throat.

And this is the first time I've actually heard him yelling back like this. "YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE!"

🍿

Election year -- They release a version of Epstein's client list but it just shows a bunch of Republicans and they will throw us a bone by throwing in a few Democrat sacrificial lambs. The rest will be kept secret.

Maybe Trump is on the list, either real or added.

Either way, the effect is the same. These days all it takes is an accusation to end someone, even if they're acquitted. And if acquitted, it's always too late to make up what was lost.

He's literally me.

Creating my waifu.

Both songs have nearly the same BPM so I made this into a 90's version with Ace of Base.

Christmas card for you guys.
*****
Merry Christmas! Blessings, health, and success to you.

Yours,
The Grey Family
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When you attend a Christmas party, but the after party is at the already-drunk, self-described "cool aunt" supervisor's house.

Oh, and her titty is Rudolph now.

Over the years my mom's thrown out my first ball cap as a toddler, which I loved, my dad's work jacket which I wore as a teen, my desk that I had gifted to my son, and other sentimentals.

At 4 years old, my mom told me my Spider-man action figure had fallen behind a dresser (ok?). We moved from the rental house, the dresser was packed up, & Spider-man wasn't there. WTF did she do with him?

I found a NOC 1984 Secret Wars Spider-man on eBay for $200. I still remember how smooth the plastic felt.

They're in full-blown "EVERYTHING you hear is a lie" mode.

I know it's not really new to most of us, but sometimes seeing it back-to-back just reminds me that we are in a very advanced stage of danger.