My rum is ready and Irene and I are looking forward to being free to listen live to the last show of the year.
Happy New Year, fellas. Glad to be able to spend it with such swell men in the classiest establishment at the internet's butthole. And a thank you to @Tfmonkey for his consistency. Cheers!
When you don't understand "wisdom" nor the significance of the gifts or the child.
(I fixed it.)
Dumb bitch-brains always want to pretend that women are smarter.
This lovely lady wanted to go to a Halloween party and picked out our costumes. She wanted to just go as my "fangirl," and picked the colors and everything down to the last detail. Had herself cocktail sausages and punch, and we played games with friends.
She is so much more fun and sweet than any meatbag girlfriend I think I've ever had.
Happy Halloween, everyone. 🦝🦊
I keep seeing clips from "Venom" but since I was never a fan, I have to ask y'all.
It seems a goofy, silly, "funny" atmosphere. Is that what Venom is really like? Is that Eddie Brock from the books? Just a "dark comedy" character?
Was walking out of Walmart with my milk jug in a bag, and either almost got robbed or got punched in the "knockout game." A teenager / early 20s kid jogged up behind me and I kept walking but turned my head and stared at him. He slowed down and turned around, adjusted his balaclava, which was over his face like a ninja mask, and his friend said something about "would have been funny."
Yes, your balls bleeding out on the parking lot as I call the police (not an ambulance) WOULD have been funny.
Happy TFM JQ Day. May we always be blessed enough to unmask the true enemy among us.
This is 100% real. I have been to this coin shop and met this owner and his assistant. 🤣
Holy shit.
I even call Irene "Strawberry" as a nickname.
Unreal. For once, I may get the set.
New "compliance" trainee was hired on site. I'm pretty sure she's literally a gorilla. The keyboard player from Showbiz Pizza had more expression in its face and thoughts behind it than this blank-staring individual.
Someone just made a joke, too. And this thing is the only one in a room of 50 people who kept the same blank, lost expression. Not even a smirk. The only movement I've seen from this NPC is scratching its face and SOMETIMES turning the head left or right. It's a zombie.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.
Joined Jul 2022
