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Me when the stream ends early and I have to go to bed on time. (Worst ending)

This was a really sweet interaction. She even used our conversation topic as an opportunity to address how I was feeling a bit down about something and to encourage me to look on the bright side, how it makes me stronger. Wow.

I found an old list of potential band names I had come up with while brainstorming in my 20's.

A few that I still really like are

"Company Tech Jerk"

"The Dis"

"Better than His Bark" (get it?)

"The First Darren" (Bewitched reference)

I've seen so many people posting about "horse pussy" lately and only recently discovered what all that was about.

What happened to @mrhorsetwat ? This is his time.

This video exists and no one who uses X has shared it on here? 🧐

Apparently, I'm not supposed to say "fagboy" to people on Instagram.

I saw the most Alpha duck today on the way to work -- I'm talking cars swerving, people slamming on their brakes, traffic backed up -- and this fat, ugly duck just walking at exactly his own pace and no one else's, just not giving a FUCK as he crosses the street.

The other bird on the other side flew off at oncoming traffic and at cars nearly colliding and running each other off the road.

But Alpha Duck? The world stops for him. Alpha Duck marches on.

Throwback to when I used to have to kitbash images I found online (head, hat, eye, paws, body) and cut around the borders myself by hand.

@RootopKorean Is this you? Some kind of based Asian is running around and they want me to call the fucking FBI. 🤣🤣

This, but it's actually a chimp in a suit with great charts.

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