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I thought the 3 Laws of Robotics were:

1) If she uses binary code, she needs a sticky load.

2) If her vagina's insertable, she's good and squirtable.

3) If there's a SpRoPu, blast it like Goku.

How did Naruto start as a "Japanese village with ninjas and mysticism" but end up turning into an "Everyone ends up piloting giant mechs but they're made of chakra" mech show?

HR is staffed with women, who only want the PERFECT candidate.

Worse, I was once even rejected because I used a comparison, and was told I used the answer to "beat up on my ex." No, I didn't. And you don't even know her. It was an EXAMPLE, and we are friends. They also never asked direct questions, but rather wanted you to answer the question they were THINKING, not the question asked.

I KNEW when I walked in that I was in trouble when I saw the people who were going to be interviewing me.

I fucking called this shit. Too many people were perfectly qualified, nailed interviews, and never heard back. And I keep seeing "urgently hiring" but the same job still available months later. I actually heard someone say that they didn't hire new grads for entry level positions even with degrees in the field because they didn't want to "babysit for 6 months." Well, everyone with experience is already working for your competitors or for you. So WTF do you wanna do?

zerohedge.com/political/fake-h

This lady got laughs for a second there. The anchor should have known something was wrong right away, because women aren't funny.

bitchute.com/video/cqxUzttrsSR via bitslide

Target has all these fat mannequins displaying clothes for fat bitches . . . but all I see is fat bitches shopping, buying, and wearing from the human-sized section.

Maybe they should try the less subtle approach and just spray a mist in the fat section that smells like cupcakes.

Same type of person who likely believed that flu infections were cut to near-zero for one year -- while COVID was raging -- "because masks work."

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So TikTok introduced a filter which makes you look younger. It's breaking women and it's hilarious. There are more inn the thread.
twitter.com/memotv/status/1628762376697704449
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Remember when we told people that free healthcare would lead to death panels where they decide who lives and who needs to die? And they pointed to Canada saying, "iT jUsT wOrKs!"

And remember how first we were ASKED to get jabbed, but now they're putting it in our food? And how we were ASKED if we wanted to eat fake meat, and we said no, so they're killing all of our meat off by force?

That's where Canada is now. ASKING if you want to kill yourself. You know the pattern, and what comes next.

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At least now the outside matches their retarded inner selves. How lovely a thought.

bitchute.com/video/J40appwul2L via bitslide

rumble.com/v284iji-vaxxtaker-m

This shit is so much better than the late night talk show hosts singing shitty children's songs about getting vaxxed.

I read that Amber Heard was pretty disappointed when she posted a photo in a Discord chat and discovered "shitposting" was not what she thought it was.

nypost.com/2023/01/21/boy-who-
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6 YEAR OLD:

1) gets his heart full of hatred, 2) decides to kill, 3) access to a gun, 4) "steals" it without being seen and carries it into the school, 5) able to STASH it in school without being seen, 6) then able to grab it again after he was searched per the accusation / rumor (again, without being seen), 7) makes it back to his classroom, 8) shoots teacher?
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This stinks like shit-filled government disgusting garbage humans looking for gun control, imo.

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