If you ever find yourself without options and with a one-way ticket to China, you can always work as the Monkey King (Oh, my...):
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White monkey jobs are often related to marketing and advertising.
The "white monkey" may be hired to act as an associate of an individual or pose as an authoritative figure to promote a brand or company,
and businesses will occasionally hire these individuals to pose as a founder or executive.
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