DO AS YAW BEEN COMMAMDED TO DO AS YO SUPERIAH PHARAOH KING SAID YOU MUHFUKKIH RAYCISS ASS BITCH :yotsuba_smirk:

@Tfmonkey thats fucking gay TFM pls dont tell me you actually used it bc it does not violate you gay rule of not looking like a dick

He isn't into dick, he just reviews the toy for a sponsor

@dwarvenallfather Yea he is not gay but he use it as one to review it and

Maybe if it was longer and more flexible where you could wrap it around your dick to be jerked off by alien tentacle that would be cool sextoy for men.

Like something like this but for your dick

@37712 its only 12in stop making shit gay bro, its not gay if u get paid 😂

@Tfmonkey now we know why that chimp is smiling so hard.

Any and all denial that you stuck this in your ass will he interpreted as an acknowledgement you reviewed it properly.

@ButtWorldsMan I didn't use it. I don't feel anything from anal stimulation since I had hernia surgery as a baby. It just feels like pooping.

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