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I ate keto cereal and I've been farting and shitting all day. It wasn't even that good. I just wanted to try it. Holy shit, stay away! This is sugar-free gummy bears level of suffering.

If you're doing keto, here are my top recommended snacks. Fit Crunch tastes like a candy bar. The Genius Gourmet bars taste like dehydrated ice cream, and the Keto ice cream bars are better than the "Carb Smart" bars that I've tried from other stores.

I found all of these at Costco. I've tried other brands, but these are the one I like the best.

Q: What do you call a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion?

A:

They got rid of the men's room. The men's room has been turned into a "family bathroom" while the women's room has become a "mother's room".

So now both bathrooms are women's rooms essentially, but women have their own "safe space" bonus bathroom, since trannies can't have babies.

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