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I wanna walk up to a sweaty kobeni and ask “hey why do you always smell like worsterchire? what kinda perfume is that”

(just to mess with her head and inflict psych damage, for fun. She’s cute when she panics)

@Lorgar I just delete them permanently, but I share them before I do if they're strange enough.

Mostly they just have too many fingers or something stupid, but sometimes you get Lovecraftian horrors.

I'm testing out AMR's new VPN service (currently called MetVPN), and it's better than my current VPN, and almost as good as no VPN at all

@Avdol10 the GAE will lose that war, and America can't militarize like it did during WW2 because we don't have the industrial capacity or labor force to sustain it.

We threw all of that away to celebrate equality, diversity, and fight Climate Change.

@zebuceta They must have felt teeth. Classic rookie mistake.

the AI gave me this and it reminds me of that "inside you are two wolves" meme.

@ButtWorldsMan I have no idea. That's a timing question. Obviously the government will keep things going until someone makes them stop.

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