You're in the Avatar Last Airbender universe and you and your buddies find yourself at the best whorehouse in Ba Sing Se.
Which whore do you choose?
You can have Toph, but you HAVE to have the shit-bending, it's non-negotiable. Suck it up.
Good man, take that shit-bending like a champ.
Is she ever. On the bright side you'll have a shit-eating grin on your face.
Fire nation bitch may give me 3rd degree burns if she gets too excited.
Water tribe hoe might blood bend me dick so I'm constantly hard.
Earth nation sounds okay but I'm not really into scat.
What can I say I'm a basic bagel.
@basedbagel
All that variety and you choose basic? Live a little, get some shit on your bagel or some burns on your dick or go for some piss-bending.
I'll up the ante - this whorehouse is around for one night only.
What can I say I'm a basic bagel plain and simple.
As long as the thot has no STDs or mental illness I'll take a basic bitch with UGG boots and yoga pants anyday
@UncleIroh holy shit, I cant believe I missed this, but yes, I would have voted for the fire nation crazy hot bitch sex too
Thanks everyone for participating.
Looks like most of you retards prefer crazy hot sex with Fire Nation hoes!