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This is a merovingian breaking news alert!
@mrhorsetwat has been spotted in America.
You'd think police would be lining up to investigate this case.
@UncleIroh @mrhorsetwat
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Okay we have more details on this story. The suspect has emptied the van of HALF the donuts to get the cops off his trail. By then he only had 2000 donuts left as he stress ate 3k during his getaway. He is now targeting a steakhouse.
[In a David Attenborough nature documentary voice]:
"Now that he has consumed over 700,000 calories, the fat Maldovan must now find a suitable place to rest before entering the pupal stage of the Maldovan lifecycle.
Once he emerges 3 months later, his transformation will be complete. Sporting brand new plastic track pants and a bottle of vodka, he will go on to steal the nearest bicycle and go in search of a mate."
@Zeb @UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan @mrhorsetwat
Under Jewish law, mohalim must draw blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohalim do it by hand with a suction device,[9][10][11][12] but some follow the traditional practice of doing it by mouth. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued a warning in 2012 about the health implications of the latter practice, citing 11 cases of neonatal Herpes simplex virus (HSV) and two recorded fatalities
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel
Mohel plays with doll
@shortstories @Zeb @ButtWorldsMan @mrhorsetwat
You have to be a bot.
@Zeb @UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan Alchoholism is in our blood.
@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan Stealing bicycles is a romanian hobby. I steal food trucks.
@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan @mrhorsetwat