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@VooDooMedic Oh dude... I feel that...

Well, what happened happened. And now you have a sweet story to tell. I freaking imagine a "GoldenBoy" anime scene where the dude has the most intense inner monologue ever over the butt, like it's a 'Naruto' stand-off...

Hell, you can write a song about it.

And always remember:

@VooDooMedic Then just laugh it off. Now I'm used to that kind of shit so much, that I don't even register boobs or butts unless I specifically want to. So maybie it's tough to relate... but still - there's nothing wrong in carpe diem and just enjoying the view if you're never gonna do more than that... just the need of fist clenching suggests that you were caught off-guard and redirected your actions rather than thoughts. THAT's the suckiest part. I learned to avoid it a long time ago.

@VooDooMedic Dude, just redirect your thought patterns. I used to do photoshoots for OF featuring women with absolute killer bodies. I never groped them even though I had more opportunities than ever (like whenever I was fixing their buttons/zippers in-between shots). The secret was, I was concentrated on my work. In order to make the sexiest photos ever you have to absolutely clear your mind of sex, and that's what I did. Redirect your thoughts.

@VooDooMedic Oh... really? You mean the civilisation that's fortified by mountains and producing more drones than you produce missiles?

Dude, this is an opening for a classical "Looney Tunes" joke. When Wile E Coyote is setting up an "Acme" nuke and snickers to himself not knowing he's got 20 seconds left to live...

@VooDooMedic So yeah, Iran will humiliate Trump with or without ground invasion🤣 .

And the rest of the world looks at Trump and like...

She threw the dice and got a billion with him. Not a mere seven - a whole impossible billion.

@VooDooMedic It's like when you dared a guy to do something disgusting and he was boasting it's a 'piece of cake'... only to stall before actually doing it 😁

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