Husbands will get new tools to make their work around the house easier -- things that they only sometimes get to use, when something breaks -- and they're genuinely happy and thankful.

Wives would get a vacuum cleaner or any kind of appliance that made their day-to-day even easier than it already is and they'd get butthurt.

@RoninGrey the only tool they want is a dildo

@ButtWorldsMan Or a husband. (ba-dump)