Companies do team building backwards and wonder why it doesn't work.

If we work well together then I MIGHT be interested in a personal relationship with you.

I'm not interested in making friends with dumb, lazy, obese normies

No amount of "Team building" exercises or pizza parties will ever change that.

The correct way to do team building is to give a day off to the team if the project is completed early.

Then if we so desire we will meet up instead of this inorganic nonsense we have now.