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I say this as a God fearing pastry:

The prodigal son parable makes no sense!

1 son does everything he's supposed to do as a responsible adult and gets nothing.

The other son blows all of his money on the modern-day equivalent of hookers and blow.

He only returns home because he's too poor to keep up his degenerate lifestyle.

Then instead of punishment he gets a feast and a massive party! WTF?!

Christians will tell you this is a great story because... Forgiveness?

Give me a break! 🙄

We need to stop calling females bitches.

It's an insult to dogs.

Dogs when trianed well can:

1. Be loyal companions

2. Sniff out bombs, drugs

3. Figure out if you're sick

4. Alert and protect you from danger

Females can't do any of those things.

I propose we call them parasites instead.

It doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well but it's way more accurate.

If you ever feel demoralized remember they wouldn't have to censor and push propaganda nonstop if they had total power.

I know things aren't looking good right now but we still have time

I try so hard to be a good bagel and be nice on here but jootards are determined to bring the worst out of me!

Racists, jootards, and pedophiles are the untouchable groups.

Out of all of them jootards have the strongest position.

Funny enough though jootards make the WEAKEST arguments of them all.

If racists and FUCKING pedos make more logical arguments than you that's saying something.

I thought I had instance blocked them all but they're like roaches you just can't get rid of them.

I saw a video on twitter of a white bitch getting beat up by the bitter ex of the black guy she was dating.

Alot of guys were saying that's what she gets and calling her a mudshark (whatever that is) saying she betrayed her race and I'm confused.

Who gives a shit who a bitch fucked before you as long as she has no STDs?

Do you guys care?

I think they missed the point A bitch got her ass beat all they talked about was who she was fucking.

Hot take: Women who file false rape allegations against a man shouldn't be allowed to remain anonymous.

They should be added to a public registry of lying thots and have to warn a man anytime they date one.

Now that I've blocked all the jootards I can say this.

Jews run the media, banks and some of the biggest businesses.

However they're not evil, the Zionists are.

I'm not worried about random Jews, I am concerned about Zionists aka beta male Jewish supremacists.

I can't believe I was ever psy-opped into thinking gay shit is okay.

But you know something funny?

Most men find gay shit repulsive while most women don't.

You CANNOT have gay shit at scale without women's rights.

It will never cease to amaze me how one thing can fuck so many things up at once so fast.

Mastodon is how social media was meant to be used.

1.You can't go viral here so I know whatever anyone says on here is what they really think.

2. Instance blocking is a GODSEND. I haven't heard a jootard in 2 weeks 🤞

3. No bum ass algorithm. I follow who I want and I always see their posts as it should be.

4. Posts are chronological instead of what they think will keep me on the app the longest.

5. It's open source so it's not as easy for glowies to infiltrate.

Does anyone have a link to the full video of the white guy that choked the black dude out on the bus?

The only clip I see is them fighting but I want to know who started it and what they said so I can ge the full context.

I just saw 2 videos of kids beating up their teachers.

If some dumbass kid puts their hands on me because I took their phone away IM GOING TO JAIL

I feel like the rabbit from Alice in wonderland frantically trying to escape the west before it's too late.

In retrospect I wonder if I really a nerd or were they all just stupid?

We need to stop saying women only like bad boys.

I don't think women care about your moral compass at all and here's why.

A while back a bitchmade backstabbing fake ass coworker went through my bag while I was in the restroom and found my notes on a TFM video about why women don't need rights .

He then tells a female coworker that I was against women's rights.

Guess what? Not only did she not give a FUCK and still go out with me and just texted me that she misses me.

Crazy right?!

1/2

Money maynot buy happiness but it sure buys you some peace of mind.

Ever since I moved I'm not worried about anyone robbing me or stealing from me or doing any kinds of degenerate nonsense.

I suggest you all do the same.

I just had an epiphany.

As a headstrong guy I always wondered why females were so quick to give up/ask for help until now.

If you're a female and you're in trouble people are more than happy to help you.

This is not the case for most men at all.

In fact I recall many times people took great pleasure in my misfortune.

So I no longer think females are stupid for acting as if the world is a safe and happy place because for them it is.

For men the world is hostile, cruel and unforgiving.

It's hard for me to feel bad for black pillers because they talk as if pussy is the only thing worth living for.

Whether I not I got laid I always found a way to have some fun.

If you can't find any meaning in life outside of females you can't be trusted

I'm so tired of people saying you shouldn't hate anyone.

Why not?

It's natural to hate people who go out of their way to lower your quality of life.

I hate most people for because

1. They're easily maniuplated

2. They cost me money and time

3. Due to their parasitic nature they hold us back as a species so much I'm flirting with the idea of eugenics.

4.They won't leave you alone unless you threaten them.

5. They go out of their way to to do evil things.

Everyone talks about the difference in police treatment based on race.

But nobody talks about the gender differences in police treatment. (Which is WAY more interesting IMO)

But y'all aren't ready for that conversation.