I say this as a God fearing pastry:

The prodigal son parable makes no sense!

1 son does everything he's supposed to do as a responsible adult and gets nothing.

The other son blows all of his money on the modern-day equivalent of hookers and blow.

He only returns home because he's too poor to keep up his degenerate lifestyle.

Then instead of punishment he gets a feast and a massive party! WTF?!

Christians will tell you this is a great story because... Forgiveness?

Give me a break! 🙄