Based Bagel @[email protected]

If you're

paying prostitutes

Fucking your coworkers

getting a happy ending massage

in 2023 you're an idiot and you get what you deserve.

If you can't use your brain I don't feel bad for you losing your assets in a meetoo case.

TIL 75% of appendicitis cases can be cured with antibiotics but doctors choose to remove it anyway because 💰

(Also I think they sell our removed organs on the black market l)

Do people actually call retards retarded?

My theory is that it's the parents/siblings of retards that take offense for them because of their inherent shame.

Hot take: Men AND women shouldn't have kids >30.

Here's why:

1. It makes you less relatable to your kids

2. You won't have the energy/patience to keep up with them

3. There's a higher chance you might die before they're old enough to handle it.

4. It's more likely youll get grandkids.

Citation: My dad's a boomer and while I'm grateful to have him it sucks because he can't relate since he's a boomer. I just taught him how to text 2 weeks ago...

Is it true Jews own all the biggest porn companies?

Matt Araiza lost a year of his NFL career to a bitch that lied about rape.

Guess what? There was VIDEO EVIDENCE that he wasn't there. They didn't even FUCK!

Why is this lousy bitch allowed to remain anonymous AFTER it's proven she lied about this?!

Just another case of where even if you're proven innocent false allegations can still fuck your life up.

Never argue with people who don't understand probability.

They will find one extreme edge case and SWEAR they owned you.

Women crying online is a bat signal for simps

Undead chronic may be unhinged but he is a FUNNY motherfucker!

This dude superchatted in the Yeetus Livestream to roast Hunter Avallone's (leftist who married a hoe) divorce.

How petty can you be?! 😂

Lex Friedman gives me glowies vibes.

How did he blow up out of nowhere?

No disrespect but his show is nothing special he just has fire guests.

Does anyone know anything about his background?

Envy is Gods way of punishing you for focusing on the wrong things

We need to stop calling normies stupid.

Call them what they are:

Arrogant, Prideful, stubborn cowards.

Blocking thots on social media is the modern day version of Odyssisus and the sirens.

Dumb friends are not your friends.

They are liabilities in disguise.

Remove them now or suffer later.

You've been warned.

Some people are so stupid they think that if they were born 50-100 years ago life would have been better for them.

News flash: It wouldn't!

Life was hard as hell back in the day and this is objectively the easiest time in history to make something of yourself.

So trust and believe if youre unsuccessful in this generation, you'll be unsuccessful in any generation because the further back in time you go the harder life gets.

Hot take: I don't care
that a dumbass prankster is terrorizing UK people and commiting crimes.

British people LOVE making fun of Americans for mass shootings saying we have too many guns.

Bet you he wouldn't try a trespassing prank on in the US because he knows he'd get shot!

So you all enjoy your gun free failed state because this is just the beginning. 😉

I have come to the conclusion that most people are making content so that they can get status to get hoes.

I always thought is was money but clearly I was just projecting.

I don't have a dog in this fight but if you're fucking these bitches with multiple surgeries like a BBL, you can't be against sex dolls because you're already fucking one 😂

I'm confused, I thought the appeal of only fans was the fantasy of external validation from attractive women.

But with girls like Melina, what is the point in subscribing to her fansly
when she's in an open relationship with a public figure?

Do they think they have a chance to steal her from him or are they that desperate?

Makes no sense to me

El Chapos wife got released after 3 years...

We all knew good and well that bitch is a stone cold, drug dealing killer .

El Chapo is NEVER getting out (If that's really him and he didn't get a guy with plastic surgery to do the time for him)

Say it with me: Hoes are WINNING!

While Chapo rots on prison his wife will love lavishly and get fucked my many strange men