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The unconstitutional student loan forgiveness has been STRUCK DOWN!

All the fiscally irresponsible normies who voted for Biden to have their loans forgiven are FUCKING STUPID! 😂

How do you get tricked by an old demented pedophile who doesn't know where he's at?

Idk but I'm celebrating!

i made the mistake of doing an unnecessary surgery without a 2nd or 3rd opinion and I'm suffering the consequences.

At least I'm still unvaccinated. SO glad I found out that shit was BS in time.

There is ZERO evidence to support that you need your wisdom teeth removed unless they're infected or causing you pain.

Do not let any dentist/doctor gaslight you otherwise.

70% of oral surgical procedures are wisdom teeth related so they'll never admit it.

Source: https://www.sciencealert.com/no-you-probably-don-t-need-to-get-your-wisdom-teeth-removed-ever

Why don't people understand you can have a fucked up sense of humor and still be a normal person?

It's so irritating

If you're

paying prostitutes

Fucking your coworkers

getting a happy ending massage

in 2023 you're an idiot and you get what you deserve.

If you can't use your brain I don't feel bad for you losing your assets in a meetoo case.

TIL 75% of appendicitis cases can be cured with antibiotics but doctors choose to remove it anyway because 💰

(Also I think they sell our removed organs on the black market l)

Do people actually call retards retarded?

My theory is that it's the parents/siblings of retards that take offense for them because of their inherent shame.

Hot take: Men AND women shouldn't have kids >30.

Here's why:

1. It makes you less relatable to your kids

2. You won't have the energy/patience to keep up with them

3. There's a higher chance you might die before they're old enough to handle it.

4. It's more likely youll get grandkids.

Citation: My dad's a boomer and while I'm grateful to have him it sucks because he can't relate since he's a boomer. I just taught him how to text 2 weeks ago...

Is it true Jews own all the biggest porn companies?

Matt Araiza lost a year of his NFL career to a bitch that lied about rape.

Guess what? There was VIDEO EVIDENCE that he wasn't there. They didn't even FUCK!

Why is this lousy bitch allowed to remain anonymous AFTER it's proven she lied about this?!

Just another case of where even if you're proven innocent false allegations can still fuck your life up.

Never argue with people who don't understand probability.

They will find one extreme edge case and SWEAR they owned you.

Women crying online is a bat signal for simps

Undead chronic may be unhinged but he is a FUNNY motherfucker!

This dude superchatted in the Yeetus Livestream to roast Hunter Avallone's (leftist who married a hoe) divorce.

How petty can you be?! 😂

Lex Friedman gives me glowies vibes.

How did he blow up out of nowhere?

No disrespect but his show is nothing special he just has fire guests.

Does anyone know anything about his background?

Envy is Gods way of punishing you for focusing on the wrong things

We need to stop calling normies stupid.

Call them what they are:

Arrogant, Prideful, stubborn cowards.

Blocking thots on social media is the modern day version of Odyssisus and the sirens.

Dumb friends are not your friends.

They are liabilities in disguise.

Remove them now or suffer later.

You've been warned.

Some people are so stupid they think that if they were born 50-100 years ago life would have been better for them.

News flash: It wouldn't!

Life was hard as hell back in the day and this is objectively the easiest time in history to make something of yourself.

So trust and believe if youre unsuccessful in this generation, you'll be unsuccessful in any generation because the further back in time you go the harder life gets.

Hot take: I don't care
that a dumbass prankster is terrorizing UK people and commiting crimes.

British people LOVE making fun of Americans for mass shootings saying we have too many guns.

Bet you he wouldn't try a trespassing prank on in the US because he knows he'd get shot!

So you all enjoy your gun free failed state because this is just the beginning. 😉