Based Bagel @[email protected]

All urinals should be BOWL 🥣 SHAPED!

I'm tired of people saying the government is lying about Ukraine.

Haven't you heard of the power positive affirmations? 😂

What I like about having my own business:

1. NO VACCINE! 😃 Literally the reason why I started lol

2. I get to work whenever I want, with who I want, wherever I want.

So no more:

Envious/passive aggressive coworkers
Micromanaging
Pretending to work

3. People treat me with more respect.

4. Paid by project > hours.

What I don't like

1. Cheap/Retard ass clients

2. Taxes are a pain!

3. Prospecting - constantly sending proposals, getting ghosted and following up with leads can be a pain.

You guys GPT4 has my HYPE!

I already made some $$ thanks to GPT3.

GPT4 is gonna make me even richer🤑

If you watch a nature documentary with a red pill perspective it's quite based and enjoyable.

The hard times don't build you, they reveal you.

Saw this on Twitter and it made me giggle

When I started my business I pivoted 3 times before I got my 1st client.

"Engage the enemy and then plan"

-Napoleon

Normies mocked me for YEARS for wearing cheap, comfortable, off brand clothes.

Well guess what I just found out?

Many name brand clothes are made in the SAME factory with the SAME material as my cheapo TJ MAXX clothes LOL!

I hope the "superior quality"/name brand was worth that sweet consumer debt😂 !

"He who laughs last laughs best"

- IDK

Change my mind:

Taxes shouldn't be above 20% of your net income

The way people talk about tax write- offs I thought I wouldn't be paying much in taxes.

BULL. FUCKING. SHIT!

All tax write-offs do is bring your taxes from JESUS CHRIST to somewhat reasonable.

I was in a discord call with a dude flirting with SUICIDE due to dry dick.

If this is you PLEASE don't kill yourself!

I have 2 solutions:

1. Buy a cheap flight to a country where bitches have no rights like Thailand

2. Just by a hoe. I know prostitution isn't alpha but it sure beats suicide so IDGAF.

Share this message with an "incel" near you.

Do not judge a woman's standards by what they say.

That's just a wish list.

To find a woman's true standards, look to the father(s) of her children.

The biggest red pill i ever got was that women can't self-actualize.

I can't even imagine living like that.

How can you appreciate art, literature or architecture?

It still blows my mind

I just got a new client today!

After taxes it was a decent chunk of change.

Only to get a medical bill the next day for roughly the same amount...

I'm not even mad because 2 years ago a bill like this would have wiped me OUT.

Medical bills are a leading cause of homelessness and I'm grateful to God I'm not one of them.

So I'm celebrating anyway!

I am a staunch classist.

I don't care about race, religion or creed.

I broke the 30% rule to live in a safe neighborhood away from the plebs and I'm not even rich like that.

My only regret is not leaving earlier.

After what I went through in UNI I swore to myself:

"I will do whatever makes God smile to make sure I never end up living near poor people again!" 😤

FUCK. POOR. PEOPLE.

-Bagel

People complaining about Dave Chapelle or Steph Curry blocking lower income housing near them are FUCKING STUPID.

Why the FUCK would a rich person allow lower income housing to be built near their mansion?

Do you think they worked that hard so they could live next to brokies?

Everyone knows lower income housing comes with:

1. Increased crime
2. Dumbass people
3. Lower property value

It's not personal it's just basic asset protection.

I know this to be true.

You'll need me before I need you.

Betrayal is the bitter fruit born of your arrogance and rue.

- Bagel

I just got this rice cooker for 17$ from aldi and I love it!

1. You can steam veggies in it.

2. You can cook eggs it it

3. It automatically shuts off so it's IMPOSSIBLE to burn your rice.