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Can somebody give me 1 good reason I should make a Threads account?

What does Threads have that Mastodon doesn't?

The UI looks alright but I don't trust Zuck's lizard ass and Mastodon is alot of fun for me.

I will never make a purchase with a debit card again.

My doctor tried bilking me by overcharging me up front and pocketing the money my insurance paid him...

Lying bitch even told me they don't accept my insurance when it's clearly on their website that they do.

I disputed that shit and got my $ back and my credit card lawyers are on the case handling it for me while I'm stress free!

Idubbz was ALWAYS a deranged attention-seeking loser.

I'm tired of people blaming his wife for his obvious shortcomings.

Who the hell flies cross country to record them saying racial slurs to a white bitch?

Or gets in a skintight suit saying fag shit to other men?

People SWORE he was so smart but he can't even run a charity event without losing money.

I'm so glad the world caught up to me.

This Adam22 interview is painful to watch.

For the record, if your wife says she wants you to record her getting dug out by BBC, the correct answer is BYE BITCH!

Not "Ok but no facials or kissing"

What kills me is I don't understand why he's cucking himself when he's a decent looking millionaire.

Yet he chooses to do this humiliation satanic shit.

As a business owner I finally understand why everything is a monthly subscription now.

Getting new customers is a pain in the ass and the best people to sell to are those who already bought from you.

This man Adam22 RECORDED his wife getting railed by BBC...

He also had a 3some with her with ANOTHER DUDE.

You can't tell me he's not LGBT.

I'm not racist but this is disgusting and an insult to the institution of marriage.

I'm black pilled on male friendship right now.

I've lost all my male friends to marriage or some crazy hoe.

It's depressing to know I can build a relationship for over a decade only to be destroyed in a day by a pretty face.

It's also hard to trust guys because alot fo them tend to vent to their girl so I have to be careful about what I say which makes things awkward.

I know I shouldn't envy women but it would be nice if I could just smile in a guy's face and get their undying loyalty...

Hot take:

if you're pushing poly relationship\cuckery just come on out as LGBT.

There is not a straight man in the WORLD cool with watching other guys banging the woman he loves.

The unconstitutional student loan forgiveness has been STRUCK DOWN!

All the fiscally irresponsible normies who voted for Biden to have their loans forgiven are FUCKING STUPID! 😂

How do you get tricked by an old demented pedophile who doesn't know where he's at?

Idk but I'm celebrating!

i made the mistake of doing an unnecessary surgery without a 2nd or 3rd opinion and I'm suffering the consequences.

At least I'm still unvaccinated. SO glad I found out that shit was BS in time.

There is ZERO evidence to support that you need your wisdom teeth removed unless they're infected or causing you pain.

Do not let any dentist/doctor gaslight you otherwise.

70% of oral surgical procedures are wisdom teeth related so they'll never admit it.

Source: https://www.sciencealert.com/no-you-probably-don-t-need-to-get-your-wisdom-teeth-removed-ever

Why don't people understand you can have a fucked up sense of humor and still be a normal person?

It's so irritating

If you're

paying prostitutes

Fucking your coworkers

getting a happy ending massage

in 2023 you're an idiot and you get what you deserve.

If you can't use your brain I don't feel bad for you losing your assets in a meetoo case.

TIL 75% of appendicitis cases can be cured with antibiotics but doctors choose to remove it anyway because 💰

(Also I think they sell our removed organs on the black market l)

Do people actually call retards retarded?

My theory is that it's the parents/siblings of retards that take offense for them because of their inherent shame.

Hot take: Men AND women shouldn't have kids >30.

Here's why:

1. It makes you less relatable to your kids

2. You won't have the energy/patience to keep up with them

3. There's a higher chance you might die before they're old enough to handle it.

4. It's more likely youll get grandkids.

Citation: My dad's a boomer and while I'm grateful to have him it sucks because he can't relate since he's a boomer. I just taught him how to text 2 weeks ago...

Is it true Jews own all the biggest porn companies?

Matt Araiza lost a year of his NFL career to a bitch that lied about rape.

Guess what? There was VIDEO EVIDENCE that he wasn't there. They didn't even FUCK!

Why is this lousy bitch allowed to remain anonymous AFTER it's proven she lied about this?!

Just another case of where even if you're proven innocent false allegations can still fuck your life up.