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@blitzdriver @spectre I don't always smoke, but when I do, I prefer Monkey Butts.
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Epic Panel w/ Wheat Waffles, TFM, Kezia Noble, and Kevin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb9DSC792G0
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now excuse me im off to drive in my 1.2l 2002 fiat punto with 300000 miles on it
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This is the splash image from today's Monkey's Market Minute. I put a lot of work into it and thought that it was worth sharing.
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According to a recent poll, 45% of San Franciscans have been robbed, and 24% have been the victim of (or threatened with) violent crime.
Read: https://on.rt.com/c298
@Tfmonkey listening to your show, regarding ego and being the poorest rich person or the richest poor person, I'm reminded of this Spanish saying. Literally means "Better to be the head of a mouse, than the tail of a lion."
The first steam locomotive to "do the century" (hitting 100 miles per hour) during service all the way back in 1934
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Another thot pretending to be a right-winger to catch suckers.
YouTube | The Slow Death of Feminism
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@kaiservenom I thought of a social experiment where you take a guy who thinks his wife is a NAWALT and then you make her think her husband/boyfriend lost his job, and that she won the lottery or something, and then watch her dump/divorce her husband/boyfriend and run.
Then we walk out and reveal it's all fake and give the guy a free sex doll and smile at the camera.
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I only simp for German Shepherds.
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