You should call your trigger finger a "monkey's paw."
When you wish something to the monkey's paw, one of its fingers curls and stiffens; just like your hand.
Has anyone wished anything on your chimp paw? Something to think about.
Here's one example I found of an undecided voter favoring Trump after the attempt:
Source: https://x.com/wildbarestepf/status/1812349004530983364
Woman has the solution. To turn women away from the Left: marry them and they'll become Right-wing!