@shortstories @news404 If you don't meet recruiting goals they give you another job, likely a much more dangerous one. You need one recruiter for thousands of others, and someone is always going to want the job when the alternative is being in an actual war.

@Zettour @news404 @shortstories Yeah but like
Just decline it
What are they gonna do? Fight you?

@Zergling_man @Zettour @news404

If an adultvman wentvto a high school to try to recruit a high school woman to marry him when she turns 18 he would be arrested or assaulted but if a military recruiter goes to a high school to try to recruit a high school boy to join the military when he turns 18 thevpolice will protect that predatory recruiter

Now are these predatory recruiters going after high school boys in the United States doing so to avoid actual combat

@shortstories @Zettour @news404 >If an adultvman wentvto a high school to try to recruit a high school woman to marry him when she turns 18
based?

@shortstories @Zettour @news404 I'm wrong, it's cringe: Women shouldn't be in school. He should be going to her father's house to ask for his daughter.

No, if you don't recruit people you go to the front and the russians shoot you. Assuming you don't get shot by all the guys you "recruited."

Great, now I'm having violent fantasies of all the shit I'd do to MPs trying to conscript me.

@Eiregoat @news404 @shortstories So they have a rear guard that shoots the guys that try to run away once they are on the front line,your only option would be to shoot the soldiers next to you and surrender to the Russians unless you all surrender together

I doubt I'd get that far. I'd either get shot by the MPs conscripting me, or a military tribunal for the shit I did to the MPs trying to conscript me.

This isn't me trying to sound badass either, I just get so angry thinking about it I doubt I'd be able to control myself.

@Eiregoat @news404 @shortstories It's not going to matter how angry you get,if it is American MPs they got a couple of big oh Sambo negroes they been feeding cornbread from the hood who would love to handle your cracker ass rough and tough

I'm not going to height/weight dox myself but I'm not exactly funsized. Moving me around without my cooperation would be difficult.

@Eiregoat @news404 @Scubbie

Let's say you are very heavy with some combination of muscle, fat and bone and a government worker can not move you without your cooperation and you do not cooperate

Then the government worker might shoot you if they ask you to move and you refuse their orders

https://nicecrew.digital/@Eiregoat/posts/Az9CkyNgN2eboRjtmy

>So they have a rear guard that shoots the guys that try to run away once they are on the front

called blocking detachment

@pepsi_man @news404 If you aren't willing to risk death killing the press gangers, then you are accepting the risk of death on the front lines.

@Shadowbroker2135 @news404 I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR DYING FOR ISRAEL WELL.

@Shadowbroker2135 @news404 :catnoearscrown:

@WaifuPoaster88 @Shadowbroker2135 @news404 Wow did not know that cool