If nowadays I ever had a goal to have a relationship, then this would be my relationship goal.
This is very sweet and cute.
Sharing eaten apples spreads disease
@shortstories @sardonicsmile How is that more dangerous than putting tongue inside her throat?
Kissing spreads disease
@basedbagel @shortstories @white_male
Hard Truth: Your lover isn't a germaphobe in the bedroom...
She's just not that excited by you!l. 😬
@shortstories @white_male
@sardonicsmile just trying to catch a vibe on what could have been if we weren't in this feminist dystopia and yall wann have a debate about hygiene?
LOL I love this app.