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SO there's this story that's been floating around for a while. Don't know if you've heard it, but it's a goodie:

My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find a woman laying on the bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue. After 3 days of investigation, they figured out what happened.

Long story short, she bought a lobster from the market. In the market, they feed the lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This woman brings the lobster home, inserts the lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter and puts the flame towards the lobster's head, so the lobster will frantically start shaking his tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from burning his head too long, the lobster, being dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This woman then goes to pee and sees live baby shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks out, falls, and cracks her head open on the bathtub and dies.

It happened in Chicago in 2001

Aryan Brotherhood gang in the San Fernando Valley busted for smuggling #fentanyl while rightwingers keep blaming migrants. "During the investigation, law enforcement seized "large quantities of illegal firearms, and dozens of pounds of fentanyl, methamphetamine, and heroin". https://abc7.com/post/dozens-san-fernando-valley-white-supremacist-gang-members-arrested-charged-federal-indictment/15385105/?s=03

"Across the country, hospitals are dispensing medications to patients in labor, only to report them to child welfare authorities when they or their newborns test positive for those very same substances on subsequent #drug tests". #Catch22 #pregnancy https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/12/11/pregnant-hospital-drug-test-medicine/76804299007/

Berkeley becomes the latest city to ban the use of #realpage an algorithmic rental pricing software. "“It amounts to illegal price-fixing,” https://www.berkeleyside.org/2025/03/12/berkeley-bans-rent-pricing-software-realpage

175 pages of court-released material about #sexualabuse in the SF #diocese shows coverups and failures by the independent panels charged with handling the cases. https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/priest-abuse-archdiocese-20277287.php?

"In a letter to DHS, the House members asked why agents attempted to enter the schools without warrants, and falsely claimed that the students came to the country as unaccompanied minors and that the agents were granted permission to be there by their guardians. 4 of the 5 students named were not unaccompanied minors, and parents contacted by the school district officials said they had not been contacted by #HomelandSecurity in advance of the visit". https://edsource.org/updates/house-democrats-demand-meeting-with-homeland-security-boss-over-visit-to-la-schools

The hundreds of Koreans arrested at a #Hyundai plant in Georgia were mostly electrical engineers on valid visas. "“We felt like we were being followed as animals, like they were hunting for us.”

https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-us-georgia-raid-hyundai-24d990562f5ac20e7d3e983a77a4f7ff

"An Emmy-winning, Spanish-language reporter who covers immigration, Guevara was arrested June 14 after livestreaming a protest. The federal government has argued that his filming of law enforcement activities created a risk to public safety." #reporting https://cpj.org/2025/10/journalist-mario-guevara-to-be-deported-from-us-in-unprecedented-case/

Only about 13% of the personnel carrying out Trump’s deportation agenda are employed by ICE’s primary deportation unit. The rest are pulled from other jobs, primarily crime-fighting jobs. Trump “is deprioritizing all other types of criminal law enforcement."

"After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it." https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/only-003-opt-out-of-lgbtq-education

Do you know what might finally do it? ICE firing upon police officers.

Chicago cops have been hit with tear gas. With all the gun happy folks running around with pellet guns and tear gas. We are so close to a massacre. Federal agents are getting more and more trigger happy.

@EscapeVelo Of course they're good. Making a sandwich and playing a drum at the same time requires some level of skill.

New audio reveals Chicago police ordered not to help ICE officers under attack https://www.foxnews.com/video/6382095051112

Wisconsin DOJ asks judge to pause voter citizenship verification order
https://apnews.com/article/wisconsin-election-citizen-voting-trump-cdc749a9b994caf95a59516523b852a6?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

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BREAKING: Chicago is now an “ICE-FREE ZONE.”

The mayor says federal agents are violating rights and teargassing residents.
“We will not stand for that in our city. Chicago will protect its people and its democracy.” 🇺🇸 #press

The UK is a prison colony.
How the tides have turned.
#minds

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LEOPkuSIzNo

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1_Qsx71NL7w

The TFM Show: October 4th, 2025

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