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https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-03-10/orange-county-sheriffs-deputy-shot-fiancee-9-times-prosecutors-say

Time To Relax and Watch some Radio Ambience videos. :comfy_cozy_blanket:

gnome file picker is such fucking cancer, holy shit. not only is it orders of magnitude slower than any other, it also doesn't show new files until 1-2 minutes after they've been created

Norjassa ja Suomessa on alkanut yksi Naton suurimmista arktisista harjoituksista – Cold Response 26 Kenttäharjoitukset Cold Response 26 järjestetään 9.–19. maaliskuuta 2026 norjalais-amerikkalaisen päämajan johdolla Reitanissa, lähellä Bodøtä (k...

@shortstories The Low IQ guy wins cus his message was shorter and simpler. High IQ guy thoroughly explained the entire JQ, and the Low IQ guy basically dumbs a 2 minute explaination down to a 2 sentence analogy (like an episode of Star Trek where they do that) and tge crowd goes "Ohhhhhh...!" like they get it. This causes Low IQ guy to win, but Low IQ guy was at least nice/kind/smart enough to make High IQ guy his CoS/Chief Avisor and they actually fix the country. The End.

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AsmonGold wants to keep his monetization...

If people under a certain age should not access certain websites then they should not access any device with internet connection

Public Schools and Parents simply should not allow children to use the internet at all

If a child goes to a website they are not supposed to then it was the fault of the parent, parental guardian or public school babysitter called a teacher for letting them access a device that can connect to the internet and the website owner should not be held responsible

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Is there a TV show or movie about a President with an official down's syndrome diagnosis who defeats his adversaries?

I was thinking about the meme where the high IQ and low IQ person thinks the same thing but the average person denies it

And I thought that could make a good movie or TV show about a low IQ person making high IQ decisions and "winning"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L7528wnMv9k

Training repayment agreement

TRAPS

Employers charge employees for training expenses after they quit

How long would it take to make a map of Jndia out of poop emojis or pictures of poop pr poop memes without including any area outside the borders or including any area inside the borders

Using the borders at the end of the year 2025

@dictatordave Now that I think about it, the old Showtime show Sleeper Cell was fully predictive programming:

The hero was a black Muslim FBI agent who infiltrates the sleeper cell.
His FBI handler gets killed and replaced with a girlboss.
Three of the four others were white men (a Bosnian, a Frank, and a blonde-haired blue-eyed American.)
The leader of the sleeper cell was the only Arab (he was a Saudi but pretended to be a Jew.)

All this in 2005.

Entertaining show, though.