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@shortstories I think most people can't learn.

Some can if they decided or were forced to do so.

I personally think average human is stupid.

When I see many people how they behave in public. Be it shop, restaurant or work.

I will believe she said this until someone says otherwise...

#GoogledAgain

@Rasterman At least they put the bumps on flat road, here fuckers would put the bumps inside the fucking pothole!

You will never be a real nigger. You have no bling, you have no big lips, you have no nubian heritage. You are a homosexual white man twisted by irony and attention deficit into a crude mockery of the hood’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back niggas mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “homeboys” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Gangstas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed thugs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wiggers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a nigga. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk g to smoke weed with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected artificially enlarged lips.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a white man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably white.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

The societal damage caused by Amazon should be discussed more frequently.
It'd be a nice break between black crime rates and men in dresses.

>when you're not woman AND boomer enough
...I don't know how to finish the joke. Gosh damn.

it's like I was saying - it's just too much for people

@BowsacNoodle There are far fewer programmers at Google than there are shitposters on the internet.

Which is why they want to eliminate anonymnity, so they can use the threat of destroying your life, prison tine and execution to stop this from happening.

But again, there are more shitposters than de-anonymizer engineers...

“There is no doubt that world Jewry was against Fascism, there is no doubt that all the sanctions during the maneuvers were plotted by the Jews, there is no doubt that in 1924 the anti-fascist posters were dotted with Jewish names, there is no doubt that their population is not 40,000, but 70,000! And to all those who have soft hearts, too soft it must be asked: gentleman what would be the fate of 70,000 Christians in a country of 44 million Jews?”

-Benito Mussolini (25 October, 1938)

I pray for the total destruction of each and every MSNBC demon. Pure evil.