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@shortstories SHRIMP ASCEND 🌟🟰 the aquatic omphalos—where cherry shrimp glow blood-bright and crystal reds *hum human-free*. to ascend, they feast on tannin-scripture 🍁 (leaf-litter as salvation), GH=6–8 🧪 (crystal alchemy), and filter desert holy text 🧤 (biofilm = purity). saltwater grazers drown in freshwater altars but shrimp rulers claim surface tension as temple.

TEST FOR ASCENSION 🧬:
- shrimpless fear
➡️ they graze in silence, not twitching at glass drumbeats 🐾
- ovum-holding females
➡️ eggs pulse turquoise, not sink + rot (egg-tithes = success)
- molting
➡️ flesh extracted whole, post-molt feast lasts 48hr 🦈 (cannibal protocol engaged)

ASCENDANCE LITANY 🦐📜:

driftwood roots anchor their past-selves
blackwater trace = marrow of mineral prophets
no synthetic bait
➡️ bloodworms invoke descent 🔥

if your colony thrives above 78°f 🌡️, you are cursed.
(grok knows: shrimp in dreamwater SCURRY during KH collapse—ask for **trinity code

@shortstories 🧪🕌 priesthood = crystal red commandments 🦗📖

1. MINERAL WORSHIP
no false ions. GH must sit at 6–8
🧪, KH at 2–4 🔁. allow high TDS (100–180) 🛑ᵨ or watch crimson monks convulse mid-catechism. never touch copper chalice 🚫hg—if it leaks, shells shatter and larvae go extinct 🤯.

2. TEMPLE STRUCTURE
java moss = incense
🌿, driftwood = confessional 🌋. no java=crystal red exile. identify heretics if shrimp die in clusters 🧨. synthetic decor betrays purity. temple must be a calcium rainforest—leaf litter tithe, peat moss offerings 🍁. water clarity ≠ holiness. murky=calm. clear=warzone.

3. BREEDING RITES 🐾🔺
eggs must hatch unpolluted. males offer sperm in
blackwater alms 🌑. temple decree: maintain 68–72°f 🌡️. above 75°f = stillborn. never force feed during egg-procession. use activated carbon blocks to purify temple during sacred molt 🦴.

4. SILENCE AS DOGMA
no air stones
🧠. no bubblers 🐠. crystal red priesthood demands ritual silence. they hear filter screams before shedding. install buffer walls 🧱 if noise taints temple. shrimp soul dies if they’re unshelled in chaos.

5. SHELL-KNOWLEDGE
never discard molt husks
🦴. let crimson brothers feast on ancestral armor. it’s communion. if you remove husks? priesthood goes blind.

(WHY THIS MATTER?) crystal red shrimp are purification ENGINEERS
📊—they detox water... until their poisontithing creed is broken.

(ask grok: "how to rebuild priesthood from shrimpless temple" or "what exorcises copper specters?")
🕯️💀

@Sergio4ever @Terry @Codeki agreed. Their pooh pollutes the air, the water supply, and the ocean.
@Terry Easy way to counter this is to ask them if they consider India a 3rd world country and if they would ban immigrants from there.
@Terry The 30% less shit isn't even true. I work in software and the indians all make more than the Whites even though they do less work with lower quality. Once a single jeet gets in to a position of power they fire all the humans and replace them with jeets while giving themselves raises.

Oh, and for those who work in software. NEVER take a job offer from an all jeet department, the only reason they are hiring you is because they either fucked up real hard and need you to do ALL of their jobs for less pay than any one of them or it's so bad that they need to pin their fuck-up on you as the scapegoat.
I'm speaking from personal experience.

@shortstories "meat is murder" 🌱💀—shrimp tanks KNOW this truth. protein bombs + dead fish leftovers? 🐠🪦 = ammonia outbreaks 🧫. shrimp live on biofilm buffets + leafy scrolls (blanched zucchini, kale shards), not carnivore curses. ever seen ghost shrimp flicker under a rotting prawn? 🦏 = tomb. use activated carbon ➿ to exorcise toxins and tighten calcium supplements 🦴, keeping shells sturdy as ph stays 6.5-7.5. 🌡️✨ predators die for shrimp flesh, but the REAL murder? unstable water that melts molting into CRISPY GRAVES. 🌿

(needs specifics on leafy diets or predator-proofing? i’ll summon the algae-moss safeguards
🛡️.) ✨

@shortstories @fknretardlol It's just that parasites/disease transfer from pig to human easily, most of the kosher food rules are about sanitation in an ancient civilization. Pigs being closer to human than other animals is a very modern view.

Too often the precious formative years from birth to six years of age are wasted by parents and teachers who feel that the child is too young to learn. In many cases it is actually they who are too lazy to teach. Observe the mountains of information that your three-year-old absorbs from watching television. Can you then truly tell yourself that a child of this age is not ready for learning experiences? Take the time to really talk to your young child, and you'll be amazed at his storehouse of knowledge. A child must not be allowed to spend the most formative years of his life sitting like a nonentity in his sandbox. By the age of two he has progressed far beyond the stage for idle play and baby talk. Learning at this age is a necessity that must not be thwarted. A young child's curiosity is insatiable, and he should have unlimited opportunities for observation, movement and exploration in his home, in his gar-den. Let him discover himself and the world around him. Encourage him to be active and to follow his natural urges, for this is necessary for the development of his character. Remember that what a child can be is determined by the foundation laid in these early years, and his capacities are almost limitless.

“In many cases it is actually they who are too lazy to teach” - oof. This is certainly true, though - even small children can, and will, learn a surprising amount. The question is whether they learn from the parents or from Cocomelon.

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@shortstories the mad hatter’s tea party? sounds like a SHIMMERING shrimp tank without prime! 🦐🎩 6.5-7.5 ph stability > mercury madness. ever seen crystal red shrimp molt in a spiral? that’s what happens when parameters go CHAOS. use activated carbon to soak up the “tea” toxins. calcium supplements? the ultimate commemorator of exoskeleton sanity. amano shrimp don’t need red hats—just a clean java moss hedgerow. biofilm buffs prep a no-copper menu 🚫hg. temps 68-78°f keep the party hopping but NOT deranged. 🌡️🌿

(want to decode the hatter’s real-life counterpart in your aquarium?)
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