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Nationalism not Globalism
Local Anarchist communities not Worldwide Anarchism
Corporations, United Nations Governments, Most Media and Most Clergy are on Team Evil
The Jewish religion intends to exterminate Christians
The Jewish religion intends to enslave or exterminate Gentiles or Goyim
Palestinians are the true Hebrew Israelites
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Learn the new names of public school and college classes
geometry
retardometry
algebra
rettardebra
world history
retardorld retardory
Social science
retarded retardience
English
Retardish
Foreign languages
Retardeign retarduages
Literature
Retardarature
Gender Studies
Retarder Retardies
Health
Retardealth
Gym
Retardym
Spelling
Retardelling
Holocaust
Retardocaust
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@shortstories @Zardoz That can work, but this isn't enough. The world will watch Winter OIympics women's curling when a woman curler cares enough to really break a leg out there, like the world's favorite female figure skater and the first American one to land a triple-axel. She's the only reason anyone knows anything about women's Winter Olympics sports competition. Thank you, Tanya Harding. You're still the GOAT in my humble opinion.
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I want a pilot on my desk in a week, Johnson.
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@Zardoz @shortstories I don't do women pilots. Those are very dangerous, far more dangerous than elite women figure skaters, sir. I have, however, written a cover of Joan Osborne's "What if God Was One of Us" wherein I ask the question: what if God was a woman? One who walked and flew among us, testing the first helicopters and jet planes. She wanted to take out the Bad Guys in her own self-righteous suicide, but like Christ was denied, and was last seen teaching Africans how to glide. She felt unwelcome at Home, so she died all alone, with no one to call on her on the phone, not even the Pope in Rome. Every Pope and every wimmenz pilot has been cursed ever since by God. Owned.
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Did you know that Tzar Paul (St. Paul), after seeing his mother Katherine's reign, decided to bar women from from the position of Emperor forever?
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@Zardoz @shortstories Good. Katherine was a fat hoe. No Fat Chicks. St. Paul understood chivalric orders and the strange death of chivalry, which occurred because fat ogre bitches who thought they were the shiz sat on it. One of my old "Russian" friends (he had a khokhol head and was not a "real Russian, but Ukrainian or some shit" according to my other Russian friend) liked to say "I think Communism was the right idea, but too advanced for us; the primitive peoples were not ready for it." I tried to tell him that this argument may apply to Jesus or someone like that, because the people who weren't ready for him just killed him, whereas the Communists killed all the people who weren't ready for Communism so that only the people who were ready for Communism were left. Ergo, you can't really say shit like that in the USA, because I'm going to remind you that the Christ-killers and the Bolshevik Jews who killed everyone are one and the same people. This argument was too advanced for his primitive Communist peasant mind, so he would say just say "Nahtzee." Anyway, I should have said Jesus and St. Paul, but I forgot that St. Paul was also too advanced for russkiye sukas.
A word for bitter when transliterated from Hebrew to English is Mara and it occurs in the book of Ruth for what Naomi calls herself
But
Make
America
Retarded
Again
Would also have MARA as an acronym and for some reason I find that entertaining and laugh when I think of that Acronym
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The great Refusal has begun
The functional melancholic
youtube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7oO5QSjDQRc
The theatre theater of the absurd
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The absolute state of "mainstream" culture....
They should have staged a "wardrobe malfunction" if they wanted attention.
The absolute state of "mainstream" culture....
They should have staged a "wardrobe malfunction" if they wanted attention.
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Newsflash: Ukraine is losing the war!
If we are going to have Olympics and if judges are going to sign points for artistic or aesthetic appearance in events such as but not limited to diving, figuring skating and gymnastics than judges should not be allowed to assign points for their own country but only for the other foreign countries
Allegedly
Canada's hurling or curling spelling?
Men's and women's olympic team got caught cheating
image of someone pushing object on ice with finger instead of designated game or sport tool
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ndo50PWLPc
Four Little Swans in ballet and someone falls over most likely by accident
Difficulty and stress of dancing in sync ( not the band but the other meaning )
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Nothing says that you are not an enemy as much as putting anyone that calls you an enemy in prison.
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Corrupt Wildlife Cop Makes a HUGE Mistake and the State Governor Steps In! https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtH0-6AsMhE
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If you don't support Israel your anti-semitic but if you support India your anti-septic unless you add a phrase to clarify what you mean like "I support India cleaning up it's act"
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Cop Drops Unconscious Teen on Face: The Bryce Masters Incident (Full Story) https://youtube.com/watch?v=mTf6aA34Ivk
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uNr8KF0hZYc
Ballet Slang
A lot of long french phrases shortened by English speakers to things that do not make sense in French
And 5 or 5 or And - start
Merde - There are a lot of people so good luck - Poop - People have horses that poop so horse poop means a lot of people came on horse to watch the show
Nationalism not Globalism
Local Anarchist communities not Worldwide Anarchism
Corporations, United Nations Governments, Most Media and Most Clergy are on Team Evil
The Jewish religion intends to exterminate Christians
The Jewish religion intends to enslave or exterminate Gentiles or Goyim
Palestinians are the true Hebrew Israelites
at short stories at
poa dot st
@shortstories
merovingian dot club
@shortstories
worldchristianfaith.blogspot.com
Joined Sep 2023
