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Anarchy doesn't mean that bags will be banned and everyone will get food stamps.

Anarchy means no government.

They're comedians and entertainers, with limited industry experience.

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Americans have no red line.

Americans won't say anything when guns are confiscated, cash is banned, Americans are put in 5 minute cities, Congress is abolished, the Internet is shut off, gulags are opened, and Americans are pushed into the ovens.

Ayyo! I didn't even know we were preparing to fake another moon landing!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15695955/artemis-launch-ii-nasa-moon-astronaut-rocket-mission.html

Trump threatened Europe over Strait of Hormuz, with weapons for Ukraine as bargaining chip #Ukraine #USA #UK #EU #Europe #Czechia #Poland #Lithuania #Latvia #Trump #Iran #Estonia #Germany #France #Austria #Hungary #Romania #Slovakia #Japan #Taiwan #Australia #Switzerland #Canada #Italy #Ireland #Netherlands #Finland #Sweden #Denmark #Iceland #Norway #Spain #NATO #RussiaIsATerroristState

https://kyivindependent.com/trump-threatened-to-halt-weapons-to-ukraine-unless-europe-helped-open-strait-of-hormuz-ft-reports/

. Čína testuje robotické psy vybavené kulomety, což přibližuje válku realitě podobné té, která je zvěčněna v „Terminátorovi“. Kupředu do budoucnosti... .

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Washington state passed a tax on millionaires. A lot of the usual suspects have been screaming & tearing their hair out & warning of apocalypse. But the actual rich people of Washington? Turns out they are mostly Democrats & they mostly support it!

The party of the rich just tax...

>CAPCOM: static Lunar Orbiter One, this is Houston. How copy? Over.

>Keisha: Nu uh Houston?? Dis Keisha, gurrrrl. Dis moon ugly as hell up close, all gray n dusty lookin like it ain’t even tryin. We good tho, floatin n shit. We in here breathin n everything. Ova or whateva.

>Shanice: Haaaay it’s Shanice! Bih dis spaceship spinnin a lil bit but we tryna take selfies for da ‘Gram. Camera keep floatin away like hell naw I can’t even catch it. Oxygen good, we got snacks n shit. Send some Popeyes or sumn? Ovaaa.

>CAPCOM: Roger. Systems status? Any warnings on the ECLSS panel? Over.

>Keisha: Warnings?? Chile please, dese screens got all kinda numbers n a red light blinkin but ion know what it mean. We ain’t trippin, we plugged our flat irons in n it always do dat. Y’all got WiFi yet? My TikTok not loadin n I’m finna lose it fr fr. Periodt.

>Shanice: Deadass no service on da moon dat’s crazy. Dese food tubes taste like straight ass too. Can y’all beam up some chick-fil-a sauce packets? Da Polynesian ones on God we starvin up here.

>CAPCOM: Negative. Please confirm you are in stable orbit. Read back delta-V numbers for mid-course correction. Over.

>Keisha: Delta what?? Nu uh we ain’t got dat. I wrote da numbers on my hand but it float off n now it stuck on da ceiling somewhere. Dis place messy asf. We just gon point it at da big blue ball n hit da button. YOLO on my mama.