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THINK OF THE BAJA BLAST!!!!

WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF BURRITO COVERINGS

Note to Reader: AI is a fraud. They are deliberately drying up major water sources that people rely on for life itself.

Also, we never considered that depopulation might go down like this.

In case you missed the biggest news that was lost to the circus that is our government, the USGS has released data showing that America's underground aquifer storing water is officially drying up.

Spanning approximately 174,000 square miles across eight states from South Dakota to Texas, the Ogallala Aquifer (High Plains Aquifer) is the lifeblood of American agriculture, providing roughly 30% of all groundwater used for U.S. irrigation.

However, the aquifer faces an existential crisis as massive agricultural extraction severely outpaces natural replenishment from rainfall. In some heavily farmed regions like the Texas High Plains, water levels have plunged by up to 80 meters (262 feet), leaving parts of the reservoir entirely depleted and threatening the long-term viability of the region's farming communities.

The consequences of this groundwater collapse extend far beyond localized dry wells. The Ogallala sustains a massive $35+ billion agricultural economy, and as the water table drops, farmers are hit with skyrocketing extraction costs and dwindling crop yields. This critical situation is not isolated; California’s Central Valley Aquifer, another vital agricultural engine, is suffering from similar severe, long-term depletion.

Without aggressive water management and a shift toward sustainable farming practices, the depletion of these non-renewable resources risks destabilizing the nation's food supply and transforming once-fertile plains back into arid dust bowls.

source: USGS

guise we should do something! they put water in corn syrup and big macs!

Atlanta spent $130M to build glass walls for fare evasion prevention. Result: niggers exist

What is the marginal gain from number?

Your life will improve. CERN is no longer in control of causality

@grizzlywhisker @SilverDeth @Seth_Wachhaltamittel yeah that stuff was everywhere 20 years ago. The might still make it but its rare to find certainly.

I tried using their product locator and it doesn't come up with any results so Idk if they just have this website sitting there in case they ever start selling them again or something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Idk. They still have a website but I haven't seen one of their drinks in at least 10-15 years.

https://www.sobe.com/

@ins0mniak @grizzlywhisker @Seth_Wachhaltamittel So, near as I can tell, Pepsi bought it... and enshittfied it. Glass bottle too expensive. Cheapened the flavors in favor of shelf stability. Monster and Rockstar then showed up and pushed it out of the market.

Study in Denmark reveals that #cyclists break 5% of road rules whilst motorists break 67% of such rules. Source: https://road.cc/content/news/260509-cyclists-far-less-likely-break-traffic-laws-motorists-finds-study

YouTube ads seem to think I'm going to donate to Talarico despite right wing extremist and not being a Texan

@lain The kikes are too busy trying handcuff us into a ground war in Iran.

@lain don't worry, the second we're no longer at war with iran the niggerfaggot worship will be back with a vengeance