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Did you know Cinderella was a whore? No joke.

The original story of Cinderella is hilarious. Shows what appeals to the female brain that the story persisted.

Originally, Cinderella was a courtesan (fancy word for whore) and a bird picked up her slipper and flew off. The bird dropped the slipper in the king's courtyard and the king became enamored with the slipper. He began a search to discover who the slipper belonged to ... Happily ever after.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Then Disney changed it to what it is now.

it's nice to see that jew hatred brings all the races together

gotta navigate to a position where i dont need a job

@D00B @bronze @Ghislaine sucks to be them. maybe they should have thought things through before trusting the jew.

Just read through this and drink in how retarded it all is: Light helicopter. Cocaine. Retard hooked onto a 20 ft sling line dangling beneath the a/c with no way to comms with the pilot.

The asshole straight cut the poor bastard loose from altitude, too. Ridiculous, shouldn't be flying above any altitude the dude wouldn't survive a fall from.

Everything about this story is exceedingly australian. https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/helicopter-crash-that-killed-crocodile-egg-collector-chris-wilson-likely-due-to-chopper-running-out-of-fuel-midair-atsb-report-finds/news-story/e0a6cb9568fc1addf2a8cf7dfa6e105a

Motivational thread for whomever needs it

@shortstories @poastoak All my training videos are like this
youtu.be/AEtbFm_CjE0?si

It's poison, even without added lead. 😧

Several more children sickened by fruit pouches tainted with lead, FDA says
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/several-children-sickened-fruit-pouches-tainted-lead-fda-says-rcna126575

Any plane autists wanna help me identify these scary black jets?

Yeah, that's a girl you're talking to on the fedi...
girl = guy in real life

@BigDuck @Shadowman311 I don't think jews could physically allow non jew hands to control America's money. Unironically if American tries to do a "crypto US dollar" I will bet 3.5 million USD that it will be centered and controlled by israel. Unless isreal collapses beforehand

@Shadowman311 I'd like to remind people who talk about the total US crypto digital dollar

The US government's official health website crashed, and their servers went down just because a measly 25K people all tried to query the Health dot gov website.

Now imagine millions or even billions of people all querying a central US bank at the same time.
And the fact all the "tech bros" are all Pajeets who have never heard of redundancy servers.
You'd be plagued with downtimes rated at a day and a half.