shortstories @[email protected]

Well, if things continue to decline I'll be homeless and mostly IRL friendless where I'm living now in a month. But I have the resources to move and make another go at things. Feeling optimistic for the first time in months. I've dealt with a lot of BS in my days (true of most Millenials and younger I'd say) and while I can't really pull myself up by my bootstraps - no matter how many managers I look in the eye, shake his hand, and hand him my paper resume (Shaniqua, Assistant Manager of Bullshit at Blackrock owned Workslop Inc.) - I'm a survivor.

Honestly getting a good plan B together has done marvels for my mood.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ok3lY9nNa6Q

Claims police can enter houses against owners permission for welfare check with no warrant and no probable cause according to a supreme court ruling

Explains how to deal with situation to try to convince them you are in no danger without letting them in your house

Claims you should explain that you are safe or well or in no danger instead of using the right to remain silent

Premise 1

Femists start smoking as Woman are told cigarettes are liberty torches

Premise 2
Surgeon general's warning smoking may increase the risk of cancer

Conclusion
Feminism may increase your risk of cancer

Does anyone get the feeling that if our overlords decreed that everyone must have their thumbs amputated, Americans would agree that the law makes sense and must be obeyed?

5 Assets That Tend to Double in Economic Collapses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNgfFEn8AaA

@shortstories TWRA

Feminists didn't just hit the wall. They turned into swamp hags. Now they want migrants to replace the children they didn't have and keep all their privileges at the expanse of everyone else.

And France is cucked.

A 28-year-old #mercenary from Brazil died from torture in the "International Legion" unit of the GUR in Kyiv, according to Kyiv Independent. He passed away on the night of December 28 to 29, 2025. A group of soldiers beat him for about 40 minutes

just reading Proverbs and I seem to have a lot in common with this “Fool” character they keep talking about

Sometimes when I am in an uncomfortable social situation with strangers, and I get bored, I will pretend that we are all sketch comedy actors putting on long-form performance art.

I will attempt to guess, silently, the gimmick each other actor is using to comedic effect.

Of course it would not be sporting if I did not have a gimmmick as well, so mine is The Man Who Fell To Earth. I pretend that I have limited understanding of earth culture.

Juuuuust a little. Just enough that someone might notice, but maybe not say anything.

One of my most successful mini-bits happened about ten years ago, when I had a room full of people convinced I had never heard of the OJ Simpson murder trial. But usually it’s much subtler.

The existence of someone named Uncle Grandpa suggests some weird incest in the family tree

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Luis Martinez
@LuisMartinezSu2
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as a spaniard myself, unfortunately yes. it is called "chapuza". i see it again and again and again and again. in fact i have barely seen anything else.

from Simon Høiberg @SimonHoiberg

Real story from my office in Malaga.
One day, a new company moved into an office next to mine, and they ordered internet.

Same day, my internet disappeared.
I called my ISP, and they sent a technician out to fix it.

All good, except 2 days later, my internet disappeared again. Once again, I called the company, and once again, a technician came and fixed it.

This kept repeating for +2 weeks. Internet kept going down.

Finally, I knocked on the door to the new business that had moved in next door and asked them if they knew anything about this.

They had been experiencing the very same thing!

Turns out, we were using two different ISPs. And when the new office had their internet connected, their technician just unplugged mine, knowing that it was from a different company.

When I called my technician, he would do the same thing. Just unplug theirs, and plug mine back in and call it the day.

Zero fucks given.

So the company next door and I coordinated to call the technicians from each of our ISPs at the same time.

Once they both came, we cornered them in the hallway, demanding that they collaborate and fix this properly.

They were visibly annoyed. It took them +4 hours to drag new cables and free up an extra slot.

After they were done, I asked the company next door "can you believe they just did that" - they just shrugged and said "well, this is Spain".

And unfortunately, they are right.
This type of experience would happen over and over in Spain.

In government offices, in restaurants, with plumbers, electricians, you name it. In Spain, no one really gives a fuck.

Dealing with this stuff almost every day for 2 years became unbearable.

That's why I left.
And that's why I'm so done with these "3rd world countries". Nothing works.




https://xcancel.com/SimonHoiberg/status/2024360116481380477

People in free countries have personal responsibility.

People in police states are retarded slaves.

https://crystal.cafe/b/