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You know those berping sounds that trucks make when they back up

I was listening to some music that was supposed to be christian music and it was beeping sound music

And I am fairly certain it was by black people and I hit stop because I do not want tp hear music that sounds like a beeping smoke detector

It was more like a beeping truck but the first thing I thought was smoke detector

So do they accidentally leave it on while playing music or put it in their music on purpose & get used to it

Homebrew Quest art dump. The book is done. I'm going through the draft, cleaning up the layout, and if there is room, I'll adding additional art instead of blank white space, hence these pictures.

https://www.usluck.com/894305/when-you-use-science-for-nefarious-purposes/ When you use Science for nefarious purposes. #Memes

@shortstories This is actually stupid...
Think about the process for a minute...
Instead of using an equipment, that create a predictable and fluid motion to work your muscles, you opt for this magnet idea, where you just keep exerting your strength, until you randomly experience a snap release. This is what you do, when you want to use your strength, not when you're training your muscles. And just because it's easily repeatable, won't change this.
Is he going to play with suction cups next?

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Dangit! hate when I rush an order and get the wrong thing. Butterball turkey sweet italian "sausage" sucks!

https://www.usluck.com/893685/canada-takes-first-step-to-heal-rift-with-us/ Canada Takes First Step to Heal Rift with US #Tweets #Twitter

When _YOU_ look at _YOUR_ profile picture on the screen, it [FACES] (looks)...

EDIT: you guys are going to give me a stroke - if there is a face in your profile picture, is it facing right or left.. dont think too much about it. dont worry about the eyes. just generally... my profile picture looks to the right, for example. OK COOL

EDIT7: OK, how about this - where does the NOSE / BEAK / SNOUT / ? point to.

EDIT8: I wish I never made this poll.

EDIT9: If you have an ANIMATED avatar, then judge it on the 1st frame.

EDIT10: If there are both a MIRROR REFLECTION as well as a FACE, decide on the direction the FACE is facing, not the reflection.

EDIT11/12: By STRAIGHT AHEAD I mean looking DIRECTLY at you!

EDIT13: im going to sleep now... please consult the comment section if youre unsure what to click. maybe dont click anything? that is allowed.

EDIT14: if your avatar is looking directly AWAY from the camera, that's also straight away.

EDIT15: If there is NO face in your profile picture, then don't click ANYTHING. this applies to hands, flowers, buildings, bikes, feet. If there is, for example, A FACE drawn on a wall, then judge it by the direction that picture of a face is facing.

(stop boosting this, i beg you - i want this to be over.)

#poll #unix_surrealism #fediverse